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Library Of Congress Decides To Go Ahead And Clean That Flute Lizzo Borrowed One More Time
As news reports regarding plus-sized rapper/actress/flutist Lizzo’s alleged outrageous acts that resulted in her being sued by former backup dancers,…
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Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling ‘Bring Out Your Dead!’
Long-time congressional aide Mark Mathis has been tasked with slowly pushing a cart through the halls of congress to collect…
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Mayorkas Testifies Before Congress That He Is Not Bald
The U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas was summoned to Capitol Hill today to give testimony before a congressional…
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Congress Refuses to Reinstate Pilots Fired under Biden’s Vaccine Mandate, Despite Major Shortage
The House of Representatives has voted not to reinstate airline pilots who were fired for refusing to comply with the…
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