JAG Hangs Shenna Bellows for Treason

Disgraced Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows received an unceremonious trip to the netherworld on May 26 as she was hanged to death at Guantanamo Bay for having committed treason against the United States of America.

As reported, a military panel found Bellows guilty a week earlier and recommended JAG impose the maximum punishment. As expected, the verdict enraged the Deep State stooge, who spent the last six days of her life sobbing uncontrollably and begging for a chance to appeal the ruling to Joseph R. Biden.

Admiral Crandall, known for witticisms and gallows humor, entertained Bellows’ request and stood beside her while she dialed the White House, identified herself to an operator, and said she needed Biden to parley for her freedom. “There’s no Joseph Biden here,” she was told and hung up on. The admiral broke the news to her: Biden had never set foot in the actual White House, but had he, he would’ve at once been arrested, tried, and executed as a war criminal. The admiral encouraged her to prepare for a “long nap.”

That siesta came shortly after 10:00 a.m. on May 26, subsequent to Bellows feverishly begging for her life atop the gallows with a loop of rope around her neck and a black sack covering her head.

“Please don’t kill me. I’ll do whatever you ask,” Bellows cried out.

“Will you apologize to President Trump and ask his forgiveness?” asked Admiral Crandall.

“Yes, yes I will,” Bellows replied.

“Will you go on television to say Trump is not an insurrectionist and you were wrong to want to keep his name off the ballot? Will you say you’re sorry to all the residents of Maine and the United States?” Adm. Crandall said.

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She nodded her bagged head vigorously. “Yes, Yes, Yes…I’ll do all that. Whatever you ask. I don’t want to die.”

“The only thing worse than a traitor, detainee Bellows, is a cowardly traitor,” the admiral said condescendingly. “At least have the courage to stand on your principles and face death courageously.”

“Oh, God, no,” she wailed.

“Don’t bring His name into this. It’s your doing.”

The admiral instructed the hangman behind Bellows to open the door beneath her trembling legs.

She was pronounced dead a few minutes later.

“They’re all the same,” the admiral told a few White Hat officers in attendance.

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